Sent in by Irene:
An bhfacha tú an bacach, nó an bhfacha tú a mhac?
Ní fhaca mé an bacach is ní fhacha mé a mhac,
ach dá bhfeicfinnse an bacach nó dá bhfeicfinnse a mhac,
ní bhacfainn leis an bacach is ní bhacfainn lena mhac!
Did you see the oaf or did you see his son?
I didn't see the oaf nor did I see his son,
but if I should see the oaf or should I see his son,
I'd ignore the oaf and I'd ignore his son!